The first eye:
The second eye:
i have never seen a more accurate post
- Me: I wanna do something
- Anxiety: No you dont
- Me: But
- Anxiety: No
Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.
In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.
Liking people is stupid all you end up doing is ruining songs you really liked beforehand
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”