scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.
"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

#i live alone

are they drinking detergent

scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.

"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

are they drinking detergent

    intoxicatedmermaidhair:

    Nobody even cares

    Exactly 

      nicedildo:

      halfrican—queen:

      kkristoff:

      cold-never-bothered-me-anyways:

      Arabian Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab

      A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair

      Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers

      Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur

      Culture-bent fairy tales that keep key canonical characteristics

      GIVE ME THESE I M M E D I A T E L Y

      Afro-Caribbean Rapunzel with 75-ft-long dreads.

      (Source: spookymoonwitch)

          terrible-beauty:

slimydad:


My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

i cant live like this

Strawbebbies

          terrible-beauty:

          slimydad:

          My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

          i cant live like this

          Strawbebbies

          (Source: draculas-asshole)

            thats-not-a-toilet:

xadorkablemarinax:

asexualmew:

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

Okay, so,
Maggie is Pikachu from PokemonLisa is Mikasa from SNKBart is Naruto from NarutoHomer is Zoro from One PieceMarge is Rangiku from BleachWho is Santa’s Little Helper suppose to be?

Haku from Spirited Away

the simpsons are fucking weeaboos

            thats-not-a-toilet:

            xadorkablemarinax:

            asexualmew:

            benepla:

            WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

            Okay, so,

            Maggie is Pikachu from Pokemon
            Lisa is Mikasa from SNK
            Bart is Naruto from Naruto
            Homer is Zoro from One Piece
            Marge is Rangiku from Bleach

            Who is Santa’s Little Helper suppose to be?

            Haku from Spirited Away

            the simpsons are fucking weeaboos

            (Source: coalgirls)

              oh-calamityyy:

              can we talk about this

                • When I'm late: these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
                • When somebody else late: u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!

                smash-turbation:

                Imagine watching an episode of Catfish and seeing someone use your pictures to catfish someone else

                (Source: pornhubhemmo)

                    queenidinamenzel:

                    weloveshortvideos:

                    How to hit high notes…

                    OMG

                    robertoluongo:

                    in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

                      dutchster:

                      deluxetoaster:

                      sonsofsauron:

                      deluxetoaster:

                      where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

                      From inside ourselves.

                      fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

                      wow that really got under your skin, how do you not find skeleton puns humerus

                        the-pale-horseman:

science-and-things:

hlaar:

So I’ve heard somebody wanted to see a gif of that moment when Brian Cox was ran over by Stephen Hawking. Here it is, I hope it loads.

This gif changed my life

I think you’re forgetting the best part. This is from Monty Python Live and Brian is pointing out all the wrong science in The Galaxy Song. Stephen appears, runs him over then trundles off, singing the song.

                        the-pale-horseman:

                        science-and-things:

                        hlaar:

                        So I’ve heard somebody wanted to see a gif of that moment when Brian Cox was ran over by Stephen Hawking. Here it is, I hope it loads.

                        This gif changed my life

                        I think you’re forgetting the best part. This is from Monty Python Live and Brian is pointing out all the wrong science in The Galaxy Song. Stephen appears, runs him over then trundles off, singing the song.

                          supernatural-tardis:

                          i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

                            querient:

                            *pretends to be mentally stable*

                              CREDIT